Uniform

Uniform is confused; are they selling to gay guys or straight guys? Beer drinkers or metrosexuals? WTF? True, they've got some cute clothes and accessories and nice grooming products, but the store vibe is generic (more dept. store feel than boutique), and the people working there are a bit snotty and not very welcoming. Warning: Don't sign up for their mailing list unless you want to get cheesy emails advertising their "big 15% off sales, and addressing you as "guy" and "bud." Excuse me? I'm a gay 30-something with lots of extra money, not a dude swiggin' beer from a can. And 15%-off? Who'd even bother? If you see something in the window that you like, try Motley down the street first; if they don't have it, call a department store, or enter at your own risk and prepare to run through the scene from Pretty Woman in your mind...